what is the new sofas name?

How to give something/someone a name? On what do you base your decision? Many people have decided the namne before a baby is born, so then one can not say that "it" just "looked" like Bill or Bull. So do you chose a namne based on how it sounds? Trollet doesn't know. Her last sofa's name was -hängläpp- cause it looked so bloody sad. So, okey, trollet based that name on it's looks. She gave that sofa away and got L's old sofa, which is huge, blue and a good place where trollet can hide. The problem remains: Trollet is having a party tonight, and she likes to think that it is a sofa-welcoming-party, and to do it correctly she thinks she needs to give it a proper name, or at least some sort of welcoming-name. But now that she looks at it, she can't think of a name, maybe because they don't have a relationship yet. Maybe bruno. So is it a male? nah, she likes to think of her sofa as a butch woman. Why? well. Actually the sofa lookes genderless. It is neither a chick or a dude sofa, it is just IT. Lovely. Trollet has a genderless sofa. ha ha. Makes Trollet very happy. Welcome to my cave, blue sofa. Bleu? Blue in french, and it could be pronounced Blö. yes yes yes. The name will be Blö. How does that sound?

"i would like to wlecome you to this magnificent event. name giving of my new lovely sofa. The name will be Blö" applause applause.

yeah?

Trollet will tell you tomorrow how it went!